Purple Bananas

The Gustave's absent from blogging has distressed countless fans (estimated to be around 4). There is, of course, a perfectly logical and plausible explanation.

Yahoo!, together with extra-terrestrial organisms, executed a joint-operation to crush and annihilate the newly budding Wakaka.

Years ago, in September 2001, the URL http://wakaka.blogspot.com was taken and squated on by a supposedly random moron. Little did we know, the random moron turned out to be a Special Forces Unit from the Anal Vapor network of the planet Uranus. This forced the Wakakas to settle for http://wakakas.blogspot.com instead.

A few days ago, alien technology was used in an attempt to isolate one of the 4 Wakaka founders, Gustave Oon. Taking advantage of a slight drizzle, so as to appear somewhat conspicuous, Artificial Lightning Inducer (ALI) was used to fry the LAN port and ADSL modem of The Gustave. Cover-up stories and rumours, involving molten pizza and lizards getting fried in computers, were spread to confuse the public and cause world-wide panic.

Nevertheless, a trip to a computer hardware store thwarted the Yahoo! Alien Joint Operation and ALI.

The Wakakas rock on.