Purple Bananas

Is not purple.

Right.

It is sad to say that this blog will be on a temporary hiatus until further notice.
In which, we hope more authors can join and contribute greatly.

Alright, so you've stumbled upon The Purple Bananas. But honestly, how many of you have actually seen, peeled, gagged on, and ate a purple banana?



Not many, I can safely say.



Well, that's because there's NO SUCH THING AS......



Oh wait.



Google says otherwise.



Tch.



Anyhoo. This should get the ball rolling...the engine running...the banana peeling.

I've been busy with SAM (South Australian Metriculation) and PEM (Pariah Extermination Mission).

Tune in and watch as 3 high-school graduates scramble around, much like chimpanzees in the dark groping blindly for oddly-coloured bananas, thinking up ways to keep your attention focused.




Till SAM kicks my ass...

This is Gustave, over and out.

Gus YOU'RE BACK!

Whooooo. Gus gus gus. Whooooo.

*pops champagne*

*pops party popper*

I've got ideas. I've got contacts. Shirts and notebooks might not be only a dream :)

The Gustave's absent from blogging has distressed countless fans (estimated to be around 4). There is, of course, a perfectly logical and plausible explanation.

Yahoo!, together with extra-terrestrial organisms, executed a joint-operation to crush and annihilate the newly budding Wakaka.

Years ago, in September 2001, the URL http://wakaka.blogspot.com was taken and squated on by a supposedly random moron. Little did we know, the random moron turned out to be a Special Forces Unit from the Anal Vapor network of the planet Uranus. This forced the Wakakas to settle for http://wakakas.blogspot.com instead.

A few days ago, alien technology was used in an attempt to isolate one of the 4 Wakaka founders, Gustave Oon. Taking advantage of a slight drizzle, so as to appear somewhat conspicuous, Artificial Lightning Inducer (ALI) was used to fry the LAN port and ADSL modem of The Gustave. Cover-up stories and rumours, involving molten pizza and lizards getting fried in computers, were spread to confuse the public and cause world-wide panic.

Nevertheless, a trip to a computer hardware store thwarted the Yahoo! Alien Joint Operation and ALI.

The Wakakas rock on.

I would like to call out to all those who are related to this blog. I guess a string of rules needs to be implemented to keep the blog up and running. Generally, the blog will have three (3) [hopefully four (4) and more] authors compromising of

• Gustave
• Melissa
• Hafiz
• Aiman (who is yet to confirm – since he lives in the stone age)

All four will have admin privileges and will post on a regular basis. By regular, at least one post every month BUT preferably (not a must) one post every two weeks. Or the related author will have his inbox full of spam.

This is to ensure that we will have a steady flow of posts and readers. And posts should try not to be too personal; unless it can be related to an important fact of life (this will be discussed further).

Generally, posts should carry weight and can be related to any topic unless it contradicts with the previous statement.

Occasionally, we will invite guest bloggers to post and hopefully we can get them once a month.

To wrap things up, I have a few finalising proposals for the rest of the team.

1. We may need to change the URL, again. It may be witty and short, but it doesn’t carry the seriousness and sharpness that can be marketable.
2. We may need to change the background (yet again) to something more sleek and clean.

I will not work on any changes until we can reach a consensus. Fellow readers are also encouraged to post ideas on a suitable title with reference to Proposal (1).

Authors can link back their own sites at the end of every post and are encouraged to include (related) pictures in their blog post [unless it is deemed unnecessary].

-Hafiz